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Blonde Diet

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."

2007-02-28 13:58:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

hehehe. funny. hilarious. lmao. lol. 10/10

2007-02-28 14:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Funny!

2007-02-28 22:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah P 1 · 0 0

it is so funny she is also stupid she skipped around a whole day no wonder she lost so much weight i should try it lol

2007-02-28 22:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by j w 1 · 0 0

It's cute. Not LOL funny, but smirk funny.

2007-02-28 22:03:27 · answer #4 · answered by KJ480 3 · 0 0

its ok. not the funniest joke in the world, but funny

2007-02-28 22:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by candyfairy 3 · 0 0

eh. kinda funny not really. 5/10.

2007-02-28 22:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its a good joke. worth a giggle but not much more.

2007-03-01 08:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, its kinda cute. It made me smile.

2007-02-28 22:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha funny one!!
thanks for your joke

2007-03-01 01:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by yeanne 2 · 0 0

It's cool

2007-02-28 22:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by starlight 3 · 0 0

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