my friend told me this one.....
ok whats the first thing you do when you lose alot of weight?? you go and buy new cloths right??
well this lady lost all this weight and went and bought a new skirt. it was just a little too tight when she went to step up on the bus..
so she reaches back and unzips it a little.. she cant get up the step yet so she reaches back and unzips it again.. she goes to step up and she still cant step up...so she reaches back and does it again.. she still cant step up so she goes to do it again and the man behind her picks her up and just puts her on the bus.. she turns around and says " excuse me you dont eaven know me!!" he says " well you just unzipped my zipper 3 times!!"
lol idk if its funny but i was bored!!
2007-02-28
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