A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ye ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
She said, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
2007-02-28 13:43:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhaa. thatz hilarious!!
2007-02-28 13:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by Kirby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 07:54:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, this was VERY good! I usually dont read the jokes and riddles because they're usually all pretty lame, but this one made you think for a min. Very Good!!
2007-02-28 13:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a cowboy who buys the largest boots then throws them away and wears the boxes
2007-02-28 19:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
O.o
soo funny, kind of in a bad way, but funny!
2007-02-28 13:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by squirrely 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha i know some men that need to hear that story
2007-02-28 13:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow he was sooooo SUCKY at sexul inercorse she paid him to get smaller boots so other woman wouldn't be tricked!!!!!!
IT'S A FUNNY AS BUSH IS SUCKY!!!
2007-02-28 13:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by spy_master49 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ahahahaha! That was good.
2007-02-28 13:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Swishswishswish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny....i like that joke
2007-02-28 13:46:48 · answer #9 · answered by im confused! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick jokeMonde Financial
2007-02-28 13:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by skidmoreroberter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋