Little suzie did very well in school.One day billy came up to her and said ur my purple flower.Suzie started crying and told the teacher. the teacher said billy go to the principals office right now. So billy went to the principals office.the principal said i heard you called suzie a purple flower.there is no name calling at this school so ill have to send you home.OK said billy.he walked in the front door of his house and his mom said why are you home so early. Billy said because i called suzie a purple flower.So his mom says go to ur room right now!He ways in his room and his dad KICKED him out of the house for calling suzie his purple flower.So he went over to his friend joes house who happened to live on a farm.Joe asked why are u over here.billy replies because i got kicked out of the house for calling suzie a purple flower.Joe gets really mad and starts his tractor and tries to run over him.billy runs in the middle of the street and gets hit by a car.whats the moral of the story?
2007-02-28 13:37:04 · 15 answers · asked by joe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
look both ways before crossing the street
2007-02-28 13:46:10 · update #1
thats the moral of the story look both ways before crossing the street
2007-02-28 13:47:46 · update #2
1) Always know the meaning of words that you use (i.e. always know what you are talking about)
2) Don't readily assume malicious intent behind everything
3) It is better to just keep your mouth shut sometimes
4) Don't make friends with people who are not hesitant to kill you for some minor reason
5) Look both ways before crossing the street
2007-02-28 13:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by terbiyesiz_herif 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know but I want to know, so I'm going to have this in my answers section so maybe the answer will be revealed and I won't have to search for it.
My stupid guess would be don't tell Suzie anything cause she's a tattletale! LOL
2007-02-28 13:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral is not to say the words 'purple flower'! Oops...=X
2007-03-03 17:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look both ways before you cross the street. lol
2007-02-28 13:47:49 · answer #4 · answered by Whit 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love hurts.
2007-02-28 13:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that it's funny as hell!!!!
also that no good deed goes un-punished.
and he called her his purple flower so it could've been a complment.
2007-02-28 13:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by spy_master49 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
purple flower means something really bad!!
2007-02-28 13:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Babe♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep your purple flower talk to your self!
2007-02-28 13:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't trust women.
2007-02-28 13:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by Amish Rebel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
know that is a good one if you are two
2007-02-28 13:48:32 · answer #10 · answered by skidmoreroberter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋