Ok, so you go to your mother's funeral and you meet a cute guy there. You guys start talking and you get to really liking him. The next day you kill your sister, why did you kill your sister?
2007-02-28 12:24:26 · 13 answers · asked by silver rose 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
See there was a sale on coffins 2 for the price of 1, but it was only for a limited time you see, and me being the bargain shopper I am, couldn't let such a great deal pass up. And seeing as how shes the only 6'7 person I know, shes the only one that would properly fit in a coffin of that size, so it was really the only logical solution, as how all the average size coffins were sold out when I made my purchase.
I suppose I could of kept the coffin in my basement until she died, but seriously where do you put a 6'7 coffin? I just don't have the space for that. Besides could you imagine the dust it would of collected?
So I used my logic as you can see. I wanted to save some money, but I just didn't have the space required to store such a large coffin, and even if I did the dust it would collect ...I just can't begin to imagine.
2007-02-28 12:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You kill your sister because your starage. Only a complete weirdo would kill someone they love. Who needs guys but everyone needs family. Especially a sister.
2007-02-28 12:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by ccc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so u get to see the guy again at your sister's funeral
2007-02-28 12:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by chilli 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
so the guy can come to your sisters funeral and you get to see him again
2007-02-28 12:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by Bawls 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ur sister was flirting with the guy you liked so you ended up killin her because of ur jealousy!~
2007-02-28 12:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by sw33t_lil_azn08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she killed your mother?
2007-02-28 12:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BECAUSEEEEE THE GUY HAD MIND PPPPOOOOWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRSSS AND HATED YOUR SISTER. HE WAS LIKE THAT ONE XAVIER FROM X-MEN. WHAT A NICE FELLOW.
2007-02-28 13:01:41 · answer #7 · answered by ARRGGHHH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because that's your sister's boyfriend
2007-02-28 12:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by puppy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was the undertaker. (my friend gave me this test and apparently im phsyco.)
2007-02-28 15:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because she was talking to the same guy??
2007-02-28 12:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by dragondancer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋