if their short of army recruits why dont they have i gay and lesbian division?

Answer 1

I have tons of friends in all branches of military. They are not going to categorize army recruits. You are one or you are not. That is like saying why don't they have a black or white or catholic division. They do not ask your sexual orientation when you sign up. My daughter has a lesbian friend in the Navy, she was a cop at Guantanamo Bay and is now in Iraq. Noone knows she likes girls and it doesnt matter. She does a good job and that is what they care about.

Answer 2

Lesbian engineers equipped with Snap-On Tools.
Gay Special Forces - Rhump Rangers.

Answer 3

The military is not short of recruits. In order to enlist a homosexual - they would have to turn away another volunteer.

Why should the military change a system that meets our nations defense needs without good reason?

Answer 4

Probably a good idea.
Just think! Our lads would all get the equipment they need and deserve.
Why?
Because all the Gays would demand all the latest and most modern stuff.
Oh,General dearie! I'm not going out in THAT!
Oooh! It's SooooH Last yeeaar!
And the enemy will laugh at me
What will my fwends say?
Can you imagine the news reports:
"There were some violent clashes at the Front today."
"Some of the enemy wore Orange trousers with Pink Shirts"
Our gallant boys wore the Moost Dahling matching Ensembles!
Oh SO sweet!
Just think of all the other lovely things that would happen:
"No,Corporal Duckie. I'm not part of the German contingent!
This is my S&M Gear."
Or how about:
Last night our gallant lads made a daring sortie:
twelve volunteers,wearing their darkest make-up,and eye-shadow.crept out into the enemy camp.
Taking care not to crease their S&M Gear they swiftly laid into the naughty enemy with whips and stingy bamboo canes.
The squeaals of those naughty,naughty Ayrabs was music to our ears!
Many prisoners were brought back. many of them with black and blue wrists and foot injuries,where they had been stamped on with high heels.
As we all know, certain members of the Cabinet are trying to ban the savage and brutal high-heel.
But as one hard-bitten trooper said to me:
"War is a hard and brutal business and when .
some of the boys are having "Hissy-fits" who knows what atrocities may occur"
I felt sorry for this big mountain of a man as he minced off:
A heroic figure with his lipstick smudged, his mascara running, and the even greater tragedy of his Jimmy Choos with one heel broken off.
"War is Hell"

Answer 5

For the past 2years ive been hearinh thb B.A i short on numbers but when I joined 2years ago, I never heard anyone complain of low numbers if anything I can my troop sergeant saying to the RLC lads was that the regiments packed so if they dont perform well in P.T he kick the whole troop and fail them this was in phase1 training in Pirbright.

Answer 6

Short answer--they're not short of recruits. And re-enlistment rates by people who are already in, are actually in the war, and want to stay, are setting records.

Meanwhile old vets like me who want back in are getting turned down. They'll take me before they start taking gays on purpose.

Answer 7

in the army there are lots of gay men, i used to joke they were all officers, truth is the regimental boxing champ was gay he was also one of the hardest men i have ever known. reading all the camp jokes proves just how ignorant we are.

Answer 8

With the current "don't ask, don't tell" policy, you do have gay and lesbians serving honorably in the military. They just can't divulge their sexuality the way most people can.

Answer 9

Yeah - and what funky uniforms they would have - Gold lamae combats with brocade velvet lined boots umm umm - Just kiddin HOO YAA - (but just imagine the tanks -sooo prreeddyy!!!!)

Answer 10

Could be a good idea from the military point of view, since they would get mocked a lot, and would be very motivated to prove their martial abilities!