If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?
I gave up baked beans because i got married to a sweet gentleman. Months later on my birthday my car broke down so i called up my husband and said i'll be walking. On the way i smelled beans and couldn't resist so ate them. I was being sure that i let all the gas out before i went home.When i reached my husband put a blindfold on me for a suprise. There was a ring on phone and he went and picked it up. With a chance she farted and it smelled HORRIBLE! And she did it again and loud and again and again.When he came back he open the blindfold and she saw 12 dinner guest at the table. She fainted.
There's this man went to a hotel and got a computer room. He sent an email to his wife but left letter off. So it got sent to someone else. There was a widow, checking her email expectin relatvies emails for her husbands death. When she saw the mail she
2007-02-28 11:55:31 · 7 answers · asked by babycakes_rocks 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fainted. The letter was....
To: my loving wife.
From: you loving husband.
Hi, how are you. I know your suprised to see how i got you the email, but they have computers here arranged for you to come here too. I just arrived. AND WE HAVE ARRANGED FOR YOU TO COME HERE TO. I'm looking I hope your jouney isn't as uneventful as mine.
P.S it's frakin hot down here!
see, it's fraking HOT DOWN HERE, meaning she thinks he's in hell, and the widow thinks it was her husband who wrote the mail.
2007-02-28 12:01:37 · update #1
aww.. you missed the last part of the last joke.. you're killing me here :((
2007-02-28 12:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did anyone else notice the second joke went from first person to third person. haha...
2007-02-28 20:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thnx for the laughs these were so funny and ive never herd them beforeLOL
2007-02-28 20:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you didnt finish the last joke??? NOW I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE DID!!!!!
haha... yea now that you've finished the joke... i think it's funny... i'll tell my friends that one... thanks
2007-02-28 19:59:59 · answer #4 · answered by ishootiscore04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard em, liked em, still do.
2007-02-28 20:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by dragondancer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Funny... thanks ;-)... but where is the ending for the last one?
Thanks for finishing it... hahahahahahaha, good one, I mean three.
2007-02-28 19:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by Golden Smile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-28 21:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Kanis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋