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Yeah, I stole the 'question' from that penguin. But I just had to post it for the evening crowd....

2007-02-28 11:40:22 · 16 answers · asked by DBA GODZY 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Hi, everyone!!

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2007-02-28 11:47:07 · update #1

16 answers

Copy kat.

2007-02-28 11:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 1 0

Bible-On? I know that Head-On is better. It at least doesn't make you preach like some crazy old guy that thinks the world is still under control of the Nazis. I know Zinedine Zidane used Head-On, that's why he had to headbutt Materazzi...

2007-02-28 11:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 1 0

In my region (Mid-Appalachia), there are things sometimes known as "Bible Cysts."

They're ordinary cysts like people get around the world, like a form of tendinitis.

But they're called Bible Cysts because people would whack them with the heaviest book in the house (usually the Bible) to pop them and flatten them out.

Aspirating with a needle is such a flatlander thing to do. We hillbillies use Bibles for our cysts!

2007-02-28 11:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 2 0

Head On, apply directly to your Turtleneck

2007-02-28 12:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Bible-on: Whack directly upside your head.

2007-02-28 11:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's easy to apply but the major side-effect is it rots your brain.

2007-02-28 11:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

With force

2007-02-28 11:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 2 0

Watch out for the lobotomy scars!

2007-02-28 11:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by Haiku Hanna 3 · 3 0

LOL! Only if I get to apply it by throwing it at their foreheads!

2007-02-28 11:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 2 0

I still say that could hurt like heck, depending on HOW you "apply" it. Good to see you in Godzilla!

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2007-02-28 11:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by vinslave 7 · 2 0

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