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Ok, so my sister posted a question not too long ago about her daughter Andrea...i just found out that Andrea has been reading books about the color orange...I am devistated and i know that my sister will be too...should i tell her? Oh, by the way, tonight is Andrea's weekly intervention. Her mother and I have decided to make a list of all of the things that she cannot know about...some of the things on the list are: orange, plants, squirels, and the opposite sex. Should I add golf clubs to the list in tonight's intervention? (they could be misconstrued (sp) and the naughty, forbidden, or even worst...sex!) Andrea can never fail! Will telling my sister about Andrea's discovery of orange distroy her, my niece, and my life?

2007-02-28 11:26:06 · 11 answers · asked by fake_name 2 in Family & Relationships Family

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2007-03-02 08:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get Andrea a book on how to be a successful runaway for the next intervention.
If you can't find a copy, just take take her to the library and have her check out 'How to Bludgeon Your Auntie to Death in One Fell Blow.' That ought to help Andrea tremendously.

2007-02-28 19:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 1 0

Woah what?!?!?!?!? Okay first of all orange is all around her. She can not avoid that. Second even thinking that avoiding plants is impossible because there are plants everywhere. And to avoid squirles you would either have to move to the desert or to Alaska. And the girl is gonna have sex weather you like it or not so all I have to tell you is that you are really wierd and you need to go see a counselor or something.

2007-02-28 21:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by *Dancer 4 ever* 2 · 0 0

Is this a joke?
The color orange is in nature...she can't avoid that. As are squirrels, plants, and the opposite sex. And, if you were wondering, she will have sex one day whether you want her to or not. And when she breaks out of your shelter, she'll be everything you never wanted her to be.

2007-02-28 19:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Nameless 4 · 0 1

Well firstly, I can't stop laughing, secondly, why don't you & your sister, just put Andrea in a sound-proof, non-penetrable bubble? Just think of the time & money you'll save!!!

2007-02-28 19:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by beenabytch 3 · 2 0

what in the fvck are you talking about lol sounds too me like the only people that need an intervention is you and your sister

2007-02-28 19:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I guess this is way over my head...because I have no idea what you're talking about. Goodluck on finding your answer.

2007-02-28 19:30:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Why's it always gotta be about orange?

2007-02-28 19:29:30 · answer #8 · answered by ark 3 · 1 1

yes

2007-02-28 19:30:03 · answer #9 · answered by mloinc 4 · 1 1

ummmm what

2007-02-28 19:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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