How about a stroke?
2007-02-28 11:19:39 · 5 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
don't quit your day job for you have no humor.
2007-02-28 11:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Proverbs 29:1
II Thess. 2:10-12
I Cor. 1:18
Romans 1.
Isaiah 3:9
Isaiah 5:20
I Cor. 1:20
II Cor.5:20
John 3:19
Matt. 7:13.14
Prov. 16:25
Prov. 12:15
Prov. 17:15
Prov. 22:8
II Cor. 5:3
Prov. 29:16
Prov. 29:27
Isaiah 3:9
2007-02-28 19:51:14 · answer #2 · answered by angelique1225 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the ones who are sexual predators give God a heart attack.
2007-02-28 19:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by Kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It not funny
but if you keep on sinning one day your break his heart
not in heart attack but with sadness
Jesus on the cross for yours and my sin is no joke and should not be mocked.
If you truthly repend and ask for forgiveness God will forgive you
2007-02-28 19:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by jobees 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Bible says:
He who wins souls is wise.
2007-02-28 19:24:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋