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I want to buy a new car as my old one is giving up on me. I rediscovered my Christian faith last year, and I want to live my life by the guidance of Our Lord.

I wonder what car Jesus would want me to drive. I'm guessing he wouldn't want me to buy foreign models like BMW or Toyota, and he would stand up for our rights to drive powerful cars like SUVs instead of camp eco-cars.

2007-02-28 11:05:39 · 46 answers · asked by SeveralTimesWrong 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

46 answers

Well he spent a lot of time in the desert so it would be a 4X4 and he was Jewish so Turbo Diesel for economy, and the pope used Range rovers when he came to the UK and he is Jesus's mate and Jesus had 12 disciples in his Band so I reckon a Landover 12 seater estate TurboDiesel.

2007-02-28 12:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by petrovitch m 2 · 0 0

Trabbi - 107-S (The one with extras )
Jesus would drive a GDR Trabant 107-S, from my socialist germany. You had a choice between 3 or 4 gears plus a backgear, plus a holder for cups made in genuine faux wood. The bright, forecasting engineers in Zschopau-City plan 4 colours and a frog green type.
I suppose Jesus would take the colour blue.

Anybody with me ?

2007-02-28 11:10:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, depending on where you're from, Jesus was foreign. He was from Israel, you know.

Jesus Saves, so I would guess something small and cheap. Something with high gas mileage.

He also stands at the door and knocks. So it probably breaks down a lot and he has to ask for rides.

So I'd say some old beater.

2007-02-28 11:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0 0

A Cadillac cause he was a pimp. No seriously he would probably be confused/in awe of seeing technology that was 2000 years ahead of his time. Think if we saw the transportation of 2000 years from now and were expected to choose a certain brand. We probably couldn't make a decision cause we'd be amazed by what we saw.

2007-02-28 11:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by ¥¥Z 4 · 0 1

I read an article once entitled, "Would Jesus wear a Rolex?"
The author said if Jesus was on Earth now. He would be the guy you never see. Working quietly in the background.

2007-02-28 11:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by Crazy like a Fox 2 · 0 0

***** just buy a care jesus dosent care about what car u get u would know this if u were really christian mann!(The lord will not punish u for buying a car!)

2007-02-28 11:12:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus didn't' drive anything, he walked everywhere he needed to go!!
Jesus wouldn't drive,not only do vehicles mess up the environment and drain our natural resources, but its also allot healthier to walk.......by that its a pretty safe bet that if Jesus was on earth today he would either walk or ride a bike!

2007-02-28 11:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Donkey

2007-02-28 11:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 4 0

Drive what all the other Christians drive, great big SUVS that waste gas.

2007-02-28 11:10:44 · answer #9 · answered by StormyC 5 · 0 0

I sold Jesus my Pickup Truck and I loaded the intake valves with saw dust to quite them down and he knew about it and I got busted.

2007-02-28 11:09:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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