guys i need ur help xx?

Question

my boyfriend wants me to talk dirty to him over the phone only i avnt got a clue wot to say to him can any1 tell me wot sort of things guys like to hear its the 1st time an i wanna impress him xx thank you xx

Answer 1

start breathing heavy and say his name going uhhm uhhhhhhhm then blow a whistle down the phone and sneeze loud!!