Does anyone have like a quick one-liner or odd thing to say to make ppl laugh?

Question

im tryin to make a friend laugh

Answer 1

ask me if I am a tree ?? them you say NO duh

Answer 2

* Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

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Another:

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Polincorrect/bld1line001.htm

Answer 3

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!