farmer comes along & shoots 1 of them, how many are left?
The boy replies ' None'.
The teacher says 'How do you figure that?'
The boy says 'Well, when the farmer shot the 1st bird, the noise scared the other 2, & they flew away. So there were none.
The teacher thinks for a minute & says ' The answer I have here is 2. But I really like your way of thinking.'
The boy says ' May I ask you a question now?' The teacher agrees & the boy continues:
'3 women are sitting on a park bench, each has an ice-cream. One is licking it, one is sucking it, & one is nibbling it. Which one is married?'
The teacher thinks for a second & says 'It could be any one of them, what's the answer?'
The boy replies ' Well it's the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like your way of thinking.'
2007-02-28 10:32:26 · 17 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, already heard it.
2007-02-28 10:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by RidiculousTallness 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i 4 u Little Johnny is taking a tub along with his mom and says, "mom, what are those issues on your chest!?" uncertain of a thank you to respond, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast the following day, somewhat specific the undertaking may well be forgotten. Johnny did not forget. here morning he asked his father the comparable question. His father, consistently speedy with the solutions, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. whilst your mommy dies, we can blow them up and he or she'll glide to heaven." Johnny thinks it fairly is neat and asks not extra questions. some weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes abode from artwork some hours early. Johnny runs out of the abode crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "quiet down son! Why do you think of Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and he or she's screaming, "Oh God, i'm coming!"
2016-10-16 23:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the cutest and funniest thing I have heard all day!
Keep this up, you could become a comedian=)
lolz!
2007-02-28 11:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one sucking the ice cream
2007-02-28 13:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by $$$Fabian$$$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad gave me 80 bucks for getting the bird thing right
2007-02-28 11:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by Unknown Artist~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already but it sounds better the second time.
2007-02-28 10:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
i have just been arrested for p i s s i n in a can an now being done for possesion of can-a -p i s s
2007-03-04 10:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by dont worrie about tomorrow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's still hilarious!! Kids now a days, I tell ya!!!
2007-02-28 11:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Smart kid! 10/10!
2007-02-28 10:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wooowwww, lol, this is so funny. i love it.
I think its my favorite so far.
Keep it up, we need more of these.
You made my day. lol
2007-02-28 10:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by ggoldiee23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it hahahahahhahah but yea
2007-02-28 11:10:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋