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What would you do if a superhero, or somebody in full superhero costume (e.g. Spiderman or Batman) knocked on your window to draw your attention to them, showed you a sign which stated, "I'm going to throw a brick through your window", then bent down, picked up a brick and threw it through your window?

Bearing in mind that you have no way of knowing who this person is, how sane or not they may be, how much of their muscalature is padding and how much of it is real, whether or not they are armed, or have any accomplices waiting just out of sight, or even (unlikely, I know) if they really were a superhero, would you go outside and confront them?

Or would you ring the police? Think about it...
"Can you describe the person who damaged your window, sir/madam"?
"Yes, it was Spiderman."

See the problem?

So what would you do, if it happened right now at your house?

2007-02-28 10:26:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Ha ha, Lolita, sorry to waste a senseless question. I'll make sure my senseless questions are put to good use in future...

2007-02-28 10:55:03 · update #1

I presume all the gun toting answerers are American. Hmmm, shooting somebody for breaking your window, that sounds rational. Don't they have the term "excessive force" over there?

And it's funny how many people on here imagine themselves to be hard. I suppose they think all the accomplices would line up to be fought one by one like on the old Batman TV series, rather than pile in and jump on your head as seen in real life...

2007-02-28 10:59:14 · update #2

25 answers

i'd ring the police and tell them someone was breaking in my house and they were dressed as batman. though since i live in England the guy would have time to steal everything i own, sit down and watch a film and go out for a meal before the police even bothered to turn up at my house. and then they would say they couldn't do anything because i don't have any evidence

2007-02-28 11:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by aleta_uk_0 4 · 0 0

I would call the police...who knows? There could have been other accounts where the guy in the costume threw bricks through other people's windows. The police might even nab the guy before he gets away..besides..if you didn't call the police, what if the guy came back with something more deadly than a brick? Say perhaps a gun. I would rather be alive and considered crazy than dead.

2007-02-28 10:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel G 1 · 0 0

Knowing my luck they would throw the brick through the window and hit me. I'd fall unconscious and wake up in a hospital, ultimately winding up in a mental institution. Why you ask? Because whenever someone asked me how I managed to get to the hospital while I was knocked out I would say Superman must of flown me over after throwing the brick at me. Needless to say, people wouldn't exactly believe me, I mean, how many people would believe that Superman would need to throw a brick through my window to get in my house?

2007-02-28 21:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I will call the police and say that there is a man dressed as a superhero and is threatening me. If I had a gun I would grab it and see if I can shoot the person in the leg which I would problably do since I love guns.

2007-02-28 11:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by cynical 6 · 0 0

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2016-04-30 18:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

What i'd do is pick up the brick and throw it at the back of the rotton b@stards head, i don't need the police i can take care of my own business. AND, i have no problem throwing a brick at the back of someone's head if they threw it through my window. Dirty dog.

2007-02-28 10:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 1 0

What a waste of a senseless question.

Are you quite finished wasting everybody`s time or are we going to have to put up with yer dumb @ss questions for a little while yet?

Let us know buddy before it`s too late or before some godless wonder throws a brick through your window!!!

2007-02-28 10:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Lolita Angel Rose Taylor-Kennedy 3 · 0 1

Ok, I would pretend that I was a supervillan and see what they do to try to catch me. If they catch me with their superpowers, then I know that they are really a superhero, and if they shoot me with a gun then at least my brother can say to his kids, "Your aunt was shot by spiderman" and save money on all the comics he doesn't have to buy.

2007-02-28 10:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by silver rose 2 · 0 0

I'd pick it right up and throw it back, knock him unconscious, check for accomplices, if any there I'd beat them with the umbrella by my door until they are unconscious, strip them to their underpants then phone the police and say a bunch of half naked people are dead drunk in my front garden. do you think i could get away with that?

2007-02-28 10:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0 0

If it were Spiderman or Batman I'd get the gun because they can be stopped by bullets.

2007-02-28 10:46:35 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0 0

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