Al Gore, Carlos Mencia and Osama Bin Laden were traveling on an airplane. The pilot sees that they are going to go through some severe weather and they would need to dump some luggage. They did as the pilot asked but they were still a little too heavy to survive.
The pilot comes out and says, "One of you guys is going to have to jump out of the plane, but without a parachute." To make it fair, I will ask each of you a question, if you get it right, then you get to stay...get it wrong and you have to jump."
They all agreed and the pilot asked Al Gore, "What was the worst thing that happened on 9/11?" Al Gore answered, "The fall of the World Trade Center." The pilot nodded with agreement and then asked Carlos Mencia, "Ok...can you tell me how many people died in the attack?" Carlos answered, "About 1,500 people." The pilot told him he was correct and then asked Osama,
"Ok....What were their NAMES?"
2007-02-28 10:18:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like I said....this is just a joke. Some of you need to lighten up or READ THE FREAKIN WARNING. You knew it was going to be about something controversial so then why read it. Go somewhere else like My Space and think happy happy thoughts.
2007-03-01 01:24:49 · update #1
no he is trying to say that no1 gives a $h!t about Osama.
Great one!
2007-02-28 10:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that. But if Osama was on the plain, shouldn't he have been brutally tortured by the other passengers?
2007-02-28 18:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by shawannalee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, butif Osama was on the plain he was mostlike had a bomb straped to himself.
2007-02-28 19:02:04 · answer #3 · answered by denny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gooodddd 1
2007-02-28 18:59:53 · answer #4 · answered by jezzz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good, but why was carlos mencia on the plane?
2007-02-28 18:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by Freddy G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but dont cha think wit friends like osama's dont you think he wouldnt fly...cause he knows how the flights gunna end!
2007-02-28 18:30:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then Osama hijacked the plane.
OWNED!
2007-02-28 18:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Vegan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one
2007-02-28 18:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny! 8/10.
2007-02-28 18:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame-o
2007-02-28 18:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by Larry 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋