lost control of the cab, and nearly hit a bus. The shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, I'm sorry, it's my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
2007-02-28 10:09:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that is funny, pure gold...nice one
2007-02-28 10:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-28 10:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! 10/10
2007-02-28 10:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice funny clean joke 10/10
2007-02-28 11:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already.It was funnier the first sounds Lame now.
2007-02-28 10:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha! thats a good 1
2007-02-28 13:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by *Candy* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, it was funnier the first time
2007-02-28 10:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
whoo hoo. chuckle muscle laughing so loud its head fell off.
2007-02-28 10:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL . I LOVE THAT PURE GOLD!!!
Score:10/10
2007-02-28 11:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by tinker_bell1234151 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant my neighbour is a undertaker i'll have to tell him that one
2007-02-28 10:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by friendofb 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋