I would just like to say the following:
(So I do this 3 times a week... get over it. It makes you smile.. hehe.)
Have a great day.
Jesus loves you.
I love you.
My greatest desire is to see you overflowing with the joy and peace of God.
If you don't want it, don't listen to me.
But I will never stopping telling everyone about the truth I hold inside.
I can't wait to get to heaven, but Jesus has a ticket for you too. It's free.
God Bless.
And if you're an atheist... may the magical invisible pink unicorn in the sky that created you and loves you with all of his infinite being bless you.
(lol)
Have a great day.
Again.
2007-02-28 10:04:42 · 18 answers · asked by Doug 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nonsense, meatbot.
I've found a love that is both free and unconditional.
2007-02-28 10:12:17 · update #1
Here's a piece of advice. Please hold your "truth" inside and don't make the rest of us suffer by spewing it all over yahoo answers.
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Ignoring the fact that you could've just made a small child cry, you could just not listen.
Oh...silly me.
I don't have a right to speak.
2007-02-28 10:16:18 · update #2
chino... you have to accept the ticket first.
Gifts are recieved willingly, not forced to accept.
2007-02-28 10:17:31 · update #3
You make it hard for people to hate you Dougie. It's because of Christians like you and certain Christians that I have encountered on this forum and in real life that I don't dislike all Christians.
2007-02-28 10:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have a great day.
Wotan loves you.
I love you.
My greatest desire is to see you overflowing with the joy and peace of Zeus.
If you don't want it, don't listen to me.
But I will never stopping telling everyone about the truth I hold inside.
I can't wait to get to Valhalla, but Wotan has a ticket for you too. It's free.
Zeus Bless.
And if you're an atheist... may the magical invisible pink unicorn in the sky that created you and loves you with all of his infinite being bless you.
(lol)
Have a great day.
Again.
2007-02-28 18:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by SomeGuy 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
"Here's a piece of advice. Please hold your "truth" inside and don't make the rest of us suffer by spewing it all over yahoo answers." And what makes your "truth" better than others' truth?
It's nice that you want to share your beliefs with us non-believers. Hell, you might even be sincere. But to say you love me is terribly trite. You don't even know me. How can you say you love me?
And where the frak is your question? I'm sure someone has reported this and it should appropriately disappear.
2007-02-28 18:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by umwut? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Free and Unconditional???? ha ha ha
Become a christian or else spend eternity in hell. Sounds like a condition to me.
And then become a christian and give up your life to Jesus. . That's the weirdest kind of Free i've heard of.
2007-02-28 18:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by KryptonOne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That part about the invisible pink unicorn cracked me up and I'm not even an Atheist.
Hope you have a good day too.
2007-02-28 18:08:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
May the magical "god" being that lives above space grant you insanity and blindess to the true for eternity. Here's a piece of advice. Please hold your "truth" inside and don't make the rest of us suffer by spewing it all over yahoo answers.
2007-02-28 18:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Heaven is not a place for the good and the kind, but a place for people who yell out "Jesus" just-in-time.
A cruel god indeed.
2007-02-28 18:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by Magus 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks.
And if the ticket is free, then I am already in, even as an atheist.
2007-02-28 18:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, and I hope that someday you will find the knowledge necessary to lead you away from the lies of religion and give you the focus necessary to live in the real world.
2007-02-28 18:08:53 · answer #9 · answered by boukenger 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
"And if you're an atheist... may the magical invisible pink unicorn in the sky that created you and loves you with all of his infinite being bless you."...
brilliant! absolutely brilliant!!!!
have a great day!!! =)
2007-02-28 18:11:51 · answer #10 · answered by Freddie xoxo 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋