I can't take credit for it, but here it is:
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."
The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie.
The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."
The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
2007-02-28 09:59:30 · 14 answers · asked by lkrhtr70 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea, classic-in this day and age the ability to think may not be the best prerequisite.
2007-02-28 10:10:28 · update #1
Ha Ha! Cute. 8/10.
2007-02-28 10:46:28 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's sort of funny, but the punchline(end part) makes you think a little so people won't find it funny right away until they understand the irony that took place. Also, it's a little racy so that might be another reason people might not find it funny.
2007-02-28 10:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by soulsogood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a strange one alright! But pretty good. Who told you it, i mean if you can't take credit it means you didn't make it up? I loike that poem and i will pass it on.
2007-02-28 10:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by nat b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
play that race card even in jokes and riddles.most people go to this site because of the crap they put up with all day .your in the wrong site go to history.
2007-02-28 12:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn.
2007-02-28 10:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmm....whatever.
2007-02-28 10:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! ha! ha! funny....but only 6 on a scale of 1-10
2007-02-28 11:18:31 · answer #7 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where is the punch line that was interesting but it's not a joke
2007-02-28 10:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats not really funny
2007-02-28 10:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by chica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, but its not so funny
2007-02-28 10:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by askiluna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋