why did the monkey fall off the tree?it was dead!
2007-02-28 09:57:55 · 6 answers · asked by wamzy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A fish
(a surrealist joke)
2007-02-28 10:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by raegirl22 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's brown & sticky? A stick.
A dirty joke - a pig fell into the mud
2007-02-28 14:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So he would not fall in the hot chocolate
2007-02-28 10:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
2007-02-28 10:15:51 · answer #4 · answered by Cartman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kinda stupid.Hear mine,Wanna see whos ugly?Look in the mirror.
2007-02-28 10:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were two muffins in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says
"its f**king hot in here"
the other muffin says
"F**k me a talking muffin"
2007-02-28 10:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by mphermes 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋