Know any good ones? Or know where I can find these funny and witty rhymes and riddles. Short jokes to text would be fun too.
2007-02-28 09:06:50 · 7 answers · asked by LISA F 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is 8 to 10 inches long and has white stuff coming from it.
aswer a toothbrush
2007-02-28 09:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you know that the person is driving, text them, "why are you reading this? shouldnt you be keeping your eyes on the road?"
2007-02-28 17:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by paul b 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I want a divorce.
- Britiny Spears
Lol...
2007-02-28 17:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Petlover♥ 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol i wanted 2 ask dis same question!!!
2007-02-28 17:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
i just found out someone you slept with has an std!!!!
the good news is i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.......edit....well i thought it was funny anyways
2007-02-28 17:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by alvarezplayer83 2 · 4⤊ 6⤋
omg!!!!i seemed 2 hav found my lost pancake!!do you know why??because ice cream has no bones!!
2007-02-28 17:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by janelle 2 · 1⤊ 9⤋
text them "stupid" lol
2007-02-28 17:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋