Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?
Shut up and shoot again!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to visit grandma!
Shut up and keep digging.
Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush
Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here.
Shut up or I'll flush it again.
Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!
Shut up or I'll flush it again
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's Guts!
Shut up and eat what's on your plate.
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to China
Shut up and keep digging.
or
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?
Shut up and kiss me!
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up and keep digging.
Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Shut up or you'll wake your father.
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?
Shut up and deal.
2007-02-28 08:47:27 · 14 answers · asked by a_word_of_praise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes i love em i think they is nice! good job man you really hit the stop with these mommy jokes i love em somuch and good job once again.
2007-02-28 09:01:29 · answer #1 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only funny one was this one:
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's Guts!
Shut up and eat what's on your plate.
2007-02-28 08:51:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmm this took me FOREVER to get. now i feel stupid so NO the jokes arent funny.jk ummm theyre okay maybe have less of them and only the ones on the bottom were slightly funny
2007-02-28 09:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by tower.over.me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say they aren't. That could just be because I think too much or something but those are pretty.... bad. No offense meant.
2007-02-28 08:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by Ashleigh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol yeah
a lil
2007-02-28 08:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by ♥H] ッ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Just morbid.
2007-02-28 08:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I dont think these are funny
2007-02-28 08:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by darkgirlie56 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed.
2007-02-28 08:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked em'.
2007-02-28 08:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm no. But "YO MAMMA!" jks are! lol!
2007-02-28 08:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋