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Mr. Fisher is a night watchman in a large company. On a certain morning when Mr. Fisher is leaving for home, his boss tells him: "I'm going on a businesstrip to Norway. Tomorrow I am departing from Heathrow airport." Mr. Fisher however advises him to take a boat. "Why should I?" asked the president.
"Last night I dreamed that the plane to Norway crashes, just before it will land," replied the watchman. The president smiles first, but since he is pretty superstitious he decides to take the boat. When he arrives in Norway, he is told that the plane which he should have taken had crashed. When the president returns from the trip, he gives a big reward to Mr. Fisher and immediately fires him. Why?

2007-02-28 08:35:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

he had a dream while sleeping on the job which got him fired

2007-02-28 08:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by ghetto_haitian115 2 · 0 0

He pays him the big reward cuz the Bosses Wife was on that plane...but Mr. Fisher wasnt supposed to be sleeping on the job!

2007-02-28 16:41:18 · answer #2 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1 0

He gave him a reward for saving his life and fired him fo sleeping on the job.

2007-02-28 16:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

beacause he went on the plane crashed then came back told him that he survived and fired him.

2007-02-28 16:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by Angela A 1 · 0 1

because a nightwatchman isn't supposed to fall asleep on duty.

2007-02-28 16:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by ladyb1nov 1 · 2 0

he wasnt soppose to be sleeping on the job

2007-02-28 16:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He had a dream that night when he should have been on duty. . .

2007-02-28 16:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 1 0

he fell asleep on the nightshift

2007-02-28 17:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by Freddy G 4 · 0 0

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