good quotes!!!!!?

Question

please give me some good quotes u like..................

Answer 1

Who would have thought the meaning of life was so simple and clear...Life is all about ***; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one

Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.

I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.
-Henry David Thoreau

You should find something you enjoy doing and just do it. 'Cause everything else is just background noise.

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."- Woody Allen

I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. - Henry David Thoreau

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for member.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem

If you want crappy things to stop happening to you then stop accepting crap and demand something more

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

I certainly don't want to be one of those people that is unsatisfied for the rest of my life. Some people don't have legs or arms... Ihave legs and arms, I mean what more could people want than legs and arms? -Gilmore Girls

I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel,
but I am, so that's how it comes out

I know my problems are minuscule and pathetic compared to other problems in the world. I know I should get the **** over them and deal. Knowing, however, doesn't make a difference.

I love sleep. My life has this tendency to fall apart when I'm awake.

I love to sleep. It's the best of both worlds: you get to be alive, and unconscious

I thought about building you a boat to survive the river of tears I'm crying for you, but the world's smallest violins just aren't a reliable source of lumber, and that cross you're nailing yourself to seems like it's bouyant enough anyways

I'd like to say that you're smarter then you look but then I'd be lying.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

I'm not into working out. My
philosophy: No pain, no pain

I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.

"From the deepest desires often comes the darkest hate." Socrates

The defects and faults of the mind are like wounds in the body; after all imaginable care has been taken to heal them up, still the will be a scar left behind.-François de laRochefoucauld.

Answer 2

Hi, these are hilarious. I hope you like them!!!! =)

1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2-Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3- Half the people you know are below average.
4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6- A conscience is what
hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
9- All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
11- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
12- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
19- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
20- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21- Eagles may
soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23- My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your
brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all
evidence that you tried.
26- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27- Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it.
28- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29- To steal ideas
from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31- The sooner you fall behind, the more time
you'll have to catch up.
32- The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Answer 3

When you're stuck in the mud up to the shiny parts, you find out who your real friends are. - Chuckie Finster (Rugrats)

Those who would surrender essential liberty for temporary safety deserve neither. - Benjamin Franklin

My favorite english word is, "Youneverknow." - Joaquin Andujar (former major league pitcher)

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It isn't how many years you put into your life, it is how much life you put into your years. - Abraham Lincoln

Answer 4

"The true worth of a man is to be measured by the objects he persues."---Marcus Aureling

"Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle cannot grow."--The Secret Garden

Also, you can look up quotes by topic at this website:
http://www.quoteland.com/

Answer 5

~he handed her a dozen roses. 11 real and one fake and told her he would love her till the last rose died.
~ were the kind of friends who get hit by parked cars.
~ if i only had you, i would still have everything
~ your the reason why we have middle fingers
~ i thought we were close but i guess i was just looking in the rearview mirror

hope that helps!

Answer 6

Life is not measured by every breath you take, but by what takes your breath away.

We must be the change we wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi

Answer 7

~"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
~Never leave the one u love for the one u like bcoz the one u like will leave u for the one they love.
~Examation is garden,success is flower God bless you with power to pluck this flower

Hope u like these three.

Answer 8

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."
Eleanor Roosevelt
US diplomat & reformer (1884 - 1962)

*also*

" We don't get to old to stop playing, we get old because we stop playing"
i forget who said that

Answer 9

"We must be the change we wish to see in the world." Gandhi

Answer 10

"It is such a secret place, the land of tears." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery