Marry Me!
Im Pregnant!
haha
2007-02-28 08:23:31
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I think I'm pregnant.
Could you get a tatoo of my name on your arm?
My parents are dying to meet you.
Oh, I only bathe once a week.
These teeth aren't mine.
Let's run away together.
I've only slept with girls before.
Could you pop this pimple for me?
I like to be the boss.
Do you have the phone number of that cute friend of yours?
I can't go out at night because I'm usually drunk.
Got any meth?
You could stand to loose 50 pounds.
You might have heard terrible things about me but they're
only jealous.
Let's have a race and the winner gets to shoot themselves
in the head.
In prison they called me "The Terminator"
2007-02-28 08:38:43
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answer #2
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answered by ? 6
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would not scare me away. i'm fairly aggressive besides. So i like a guy that supplies me an outstanding conflict. i do in comparison to adult men that enable me win. If he wins he can rub it in because of the fact i'll discover something i can beat him at.
2016-10-16 23:15:38
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answer #3
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answered by ? 4
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do you believe in love at first sight??
i do.
i love you more than life itself.. wait..what's your name again?
anywho it doesn't matter.. so i think i'm pregnant and you're the only guy i've talked to in five minuets. or so.
i only charge 3 dollars per child.
wait.. for you, it'll be free.
so you want a girl or boy...
twins run in my family real bad
i forgot to mention that i have 7 other children. don't worry..they'll get used to calling you DADDY
so you have any children of your own??
i'm really not from the united states, so we need to get married ASAP
when's our wedding date..?
i hope i can find a dress that makes me look thin...?
i love you.. and i love OUR children.. :)
2007-02-28 08:42:55
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Say "I'm madly in love with someone else who is....." then list all the things that this guy isn't.For instance if this guy is short say that your 'love' is tall......Thin and serious your 'love' fat and witty and such good fun........etc
Then be vague and forgetful as if your mind is far away.
2007-02-28 08:42:03
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answer #5
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answered by Matteasr 2
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lets get married, then my mother can come and live with us to help take care of all our children. I want lots of babies. lets get strarted! NO BETTER SCRATCH THAT LAST LINE. that line may scare them, but for a while they will want to stay.....
2007-02-28 08:27:10
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answer #6
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answered by Mikez Bad Girl 3
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Hitler was my great uncle, I often fantasize about giraffes and the sexual possibilities, did you know i can touch my eyeball with my tounge and i use my tounge clean my eye crusties in the morning??? man i'm bad
2007-02-28 08:26:47
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answer #7
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answered by aphotic nostrum 4
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I stopped taking birth control last week and I've really been thinking about having children...Don't you think that'd be greeeaaattt?? But, I wonder if herpes will spread to your children?
2007-02-28 08:28:03
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answer #8
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answered by blamb! 3
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how about i am i a promise relation ship(you know a big ,he gave me a promise ring and all)
or maybe if this is something you are able to say, say something like i am by or a lez or something like i like it funky
or just talk about random thing and inter rupt him
things along them lines
2007-02-28 08:30:35
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answer #9
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answered by school girl 456 1
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Let's get married
I'm pregnant
I have a disease I can't get rid of
I want to meet your parents
Let's move in together
2007-02-28 08:25:27
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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