The Four Cats!
T-Square, Spreadsheet, Measure and Coffee Break
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man
was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third a Chemist and the
fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was
pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said,"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that
was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said
"Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took
out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8oz. without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What
can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat Coffee Break and said "do your
stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet...
He drank the milk ate the cookies, and then beat up the other three
cats. Later he claimed he injured his back while doing so, so he filed a
grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers
Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
2007-02-28 08:14:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha....Really a Good one.......that's clean and excellent.
You could have reduced the length, just by some editing!
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
2007-02-28 08:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its very cute ,a good one,a smart one 10/10.
2007-03-01 00:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by moni krithika inom moni krithika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One word-excellent!
2007-03-04 00:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mm it happens! True
2007-03-02 08:05:53 · answer #4 · answered by Kanchi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a cool one i say
keep sending some
2007-03-03 09:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
2007-02-28 16:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2007-03-01 07:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by Gnanraj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute. lmao
2007-02-28 16:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ryne's proud mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...pretty gud one.
2007-03-01 11:58:36 · answer #9 · answered by valiant_vivacious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really cool
2007-03-01 03:55:12 · answer #10 · answered by palak_coolfreak89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋