Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
Why don't we ever see this headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
2007-02-28 07:43:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Ask your doctor.
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Couldn't tell you.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
Artificial tastes better, while real lemons have a stronger scent.
Why don't we ever see this headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Because psychics are frauds.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?
Don't know.
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
How do you know it doesn't taste like mice to them?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
Dogs.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Couldn't tell you that either.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
All needles come sterilized from the factory.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Maybe because they're "meant" to be "apart"?
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Because thats's where your flight ends, and so does my answer.
2007-02-28 07:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Ændru 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Ans: Sunlight lightens our hair but the heat of the sun burns our skin so it gets darker in colour.
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Ans: Says Who???
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
Ans: Says Who???
Why don't we ever see this headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Ans: Because they don’t declare that they are psychics, lest the money is confiscated
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?
Ans: He / She make you broke!
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Ans: Cats kill mice they don’t really eat them.
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
Ans: The owners’ do. Hey we can eat dog’s food you know! It has been made cheaper too…maybe that’s what the government wants us to do.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Ans: I swear! What an idiot! No foresight at all.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Ans: Some potent virus may destroy the lethal effect of the poison.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Ans: They were meant to be apart but were built together so they are called apartments
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Ans: Just in case…who knows?
2007-03-01 03:43:48 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1 .Sun likes the hair and hates the skin .
2 .Of course the women could put mascara with mouth closed . Try it your self .
3 .I do use real lemon to make lemon juice . Why do you use artificial flavours . Teenagers love artificial .
4 . ''Psychic wins lottery ''
Psychic wins mad mans lottery 23 million dollars .........................................................................................
Now did you see the headline Psychic wins lottery .
5 . In olden days man who invests all the money was called breaker , the one who breaks his life . After that it became broker one who have broken his life .
6 .Because we can make it at home . Catch a mouse Smash it into 1001 pieces then put it in the cats food .
7 .My dog and my friends .
8 .Because one was his classmate .
9 .Because those people taking that injection isn't very pure and it should not affect the needle .
10 . Because people like to stay ''apart'' but cant .
11 .Oh it is said so because the aeroplane can be seen just as a terminal in the sky .
2007-02-28 22:11:35 · answer #3 · answered by devu m 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the sun lightens our hair because our hair is sensitive to the rays of the sun. It darkens our skin because our epidermis is too skinny thats why we have the second layer of the skin.
because women are to sensitive that they will move their mouth-movements to clot the mascara.
lemon juice is made with artificial flavor because real lemon is TOO sweet. We can't drink or taste the dish washing cleaner--w/ lemon.
Because journalists don't want their newspaper to have a bad look if ever someone like a psychic would win in a lottery.
because he is the one who looks like the one with "no money" or he is the one making You have "no money"
cats don't eat mice.
Dogs & puppies of course! why would a human being eat dog food????
because he believed JESUS!!
because the needle is made from synthetic materials. well, some. manufacturers may have not looked if there were cockroaches in their products.
'apart' means separated. 'ment' means sticking up together. apartment means a house which you can have a privacy way of living.
'terminal' is the place you call where you can find a LARGE group of cars for TRANSPORT and etc.
HAHH!! i hope i helped you.
2007-03-01 08:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
for the mascara- i can do that
the lottery thing it would never happen
cat food taste like dirt one way or the other
some people eat dog food for the hell of it
the mosquitoes weren't taken on the arch they lived in the floor water
for lethal injection, it is a medical thing and if the family finds a infection,during the autopsy, from then needle they can be sued.
apartment is b/c that living space is a "part" if the cluttered living area
2007-02-28 15:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by Kiki (Koatic) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*Bcos our skin is so sensitive than our hair.
*we can do it u can even try it.
*for a better taste lemon juices are made with artificial flavour, fot washing real lemons are good.
*may be because he didnt win the lottery.
*no idea.
*how do u know that they dont taste like a mouse.
*surely not us, mostly the dogs.
*no idea.
*bcos they r appart from each other.
*bcos the flights stop at that place.
2007-03-01 01:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by moni krithika inom moni krithika 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it makes our skin make more pigmentation, while it takes the pigments away from hair.
i can!!!!!
because the atrtificial stuff preserves better, while real juice helps "cut grease"
you didnt see that last week????????
its a hint to what he'll really do...
mice are for alley cats!!!! sophisticated cats eat fish and chicken and stuff like that.
dogs
mosqitoes didnt need the ark, the flew around for the whole time.
good question...
even though thye are in the same building, they are seperate.
it isnt as safe as you think. they thought it was safe on 9/11...
2007-02-28 16:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1, the sun darkens are skin and not our hair because we have living cells in out skin that die when are exposed to light.
2, i can put mascara on without opening my mouth. i dont know why people say woman cant...
the others i dont know.
why?
2007-02-28 15:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by heya 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Same reason you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway.
2007-02-28 15:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by Wind Chime 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some very good points!!
Surpriseingly there are dog food tasters out there
2007-02-28 15:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Jason D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋