No wait, not the OLD bible, the new one… oh wait, I mean MOST of the new one… er, well, parts of it anyway….
What I MEANT to say was, that SOME parts of the NEW bible are the word of God and are IRREFUTABLE TRUTH.
That first one was.. er um, a dry run, er, a transcription error…
The new one really is the word of God, the parts that are batshiat-crazy are in there to um… test out faith! ya that’s it.
Who's with me???
2007-02-28 07:32:48 · 20 answers · asked by maggielynn 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
people who think bible=truth = totally batshiat
2007-02-28 07:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by Militant Agnostic 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Just a bit ticked off at someone, aren't ya? C'mon hon, chill: it ain't worth developing an ulcer over. Just ignore the birdbrain that pee'd you off. You can't change those locked little minds and they surely won't change yours. Hey, here's a thought: you can tick THEM off. Tell 'em you know what the purpose of life is. It's to eat, and to drink, and to be merry. Man has no better thing to do than that. Then when they get all huffy-puffy and start in on how wicked that is, remind 'em - it's in the BIBLE! Ecclesiastes 8:15 If THAT don't shut 'em up, they're hopeless. Let 'em wallow in their own misery while you go enjoy a banana split!
2007-02-28 15:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bible = God = Truth
2007-02-28 15:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by St. Uriel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely: and we should have a concordat to determine the new form of the Bible, in keeping with our mutual agreement as to the portions that represent the "truth" and the portions put in by Satan to screw with our minds, like the whole "virgin" thing...
2007-02-28 15:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
False
2007-02-28 15:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the King James version is the true bible and is telling the truth of god's words
2007-02-28 15:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by shelle 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bible = Science fiction 1.0
2007-02-28 15:41:33 · answer #7 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Infidel. The real gods are obviously stored on one of the 1000 other religions all claiming they are the truth...
2007-02-28 15:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by Jedi 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Of course not, get a brain. Stop running your life by some superstitious men who had no a smidgen of information that we have today.
2007-02-28 15:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess there is a lot of faith testing then because it is mostly batshiat-crazy.
2007-02-28 15:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by U-98 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋