"I'LL BE BACK! Jeruselem here I come, Just try and stop me!"
2007-02-28 07:24:54 · 33 answers · asked by ktbaron 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Everyone must convert to Jediism when the truth comes out...I AM YOUR FATHER..."
2007-02-28 07:27:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jedi 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I say unto you, whosoever claims God is on their side in a "just war" will be condemned for their actions. Likewise any society that punishes by killing will not be free of the sin of murder.
2007-02-28 18:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by mesun1408 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The passages printed in this volume are fictitious. Any resemblance to events or personalities living or dead is purely coincidental.
2007-02-28 10:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said every thing He needed to say.
2007-02-28 07:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hard to know because it's not like every last word that came from his mouth was recorded.
2007-02-28 07:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by daisyk 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He left nothing out. He stated everything that needed to be stated.
2007-02-28 07:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by Christian93 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They should have had Jesus click his heels together and say "there's no place like home" before ascending into Heaven.
2007-02-28 07:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
jesus would have said: "my chirstians sons, go forth and invade and occupy oil rich countries to secure you good christian life."
2007-02-28 08:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by nutterandbolter 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First tell us why you think he didn't say it, though if He did, He would have said it much more eloquently and less offensively.
2007-02-28 07:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by rgtheisen2003 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Verily, I say unto you, that homosexuals are created that way by God. They did not choose their desires, God did, and they should not be despised, for they are God's children.
2007-02-28 07:35:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
On the cross, to his disciples:
"Hey.... guys? I was just kidding. I wanted to see how far you would go. I'm just a regular dude. April Fools!!"
2007-02-28 07:30:37 · answer #11 · answered by The Oldest Soul 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋