A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doc, Doc, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied,
"I know you can't, I've cut
off your arms".
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she
returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What
happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered, "I thought he was dead!"
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Scotsman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Scotsman picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT"
2007-02-28 06:47:11 · 29 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all good cowboy but we dont shake em we give em a good suck make sure we got it all 10/10
2007-02-28 07:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww mean! Im welsh from Swansea and i like the scots! Hehe. The jokes were good though. It put a smile on my face tonight.
2007-02-28 15:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by Want Your Bad Romance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spit it out!! that's good 8/10
2007-02-28 15:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked these especially the one about the beer and the flies.thanks for the laugh.
2007-02-28 14:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by blueeyedbigmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Love the last one!
2007-02-28 15:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd only heard the 3rd. I liked the first the best
lol
2007-02-28 14:52:43 · answer #6 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a ginger and a blond standing on a cliff,
ginger says to the blonde "Wow can you see that beautiful reforest over there?"
the blonde says "Na i can't see through the trees!"
lol
hahah
Funny?
2007-02-28 14:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by Queen Bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 3 jokes that deserved 3 laughs, bravo!
2007-02-28 15:20:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one was hilarious. not convinced about the other 2!!
2007-02-28 14:50:14 · answer #9 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldies, but goodies Cowboy
Just like us! (I said laughing)
2007-02-28 15:31:38 · answer #10 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋