A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my “thingy” and pull yourself up.” And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
2007-02-28 06:12:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it b4 but its good
2007-02-28 06:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story is: If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks. But the only chicks you can pick up are those who have fallen into a mud hole.
2007-02-28 14:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I LMAO.but the moral of the story is an absolute truth.
2007-02-28 14:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by blueeyedbigmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first I was like...ewww, nasty
but then I read the moral....very funny
2007-02-28 15:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-28 14:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thx for the laughs...
2007-02-28 14:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I liked it!!!
2007-02-28 14:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol.
2007-02-28 14:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-28 21:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by Kanis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's F*U*C*K*I*N' FANTASTIC!!! LMAO.
2007-02-28 14:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋