to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" Bert replied, "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
2007-02-28 05:53:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey skycat I'll give you a better idea...cut your MOTHER-IN-LAW'S head not the poor doggy's tail.
2007-02-28 06:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny,lol
2007-02-28 10:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Angela O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a belter made me laugh out loud.
2007-02-28 06:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha!HA! funeeeeeeeeeee
2007-02-28 06:10:54 · answer #4 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mother in law jokes always go down well
: - ))
2007-02-28 06:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by frogg135 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha poor doggie
2007-02-28 06:30:53 · answer #6 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats brilliant i love it
keep them coming we need a laugh on here
xxx
2007-02-28 06:02:13 · answer #7 · answered by zeuse 666 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great!
2007-02-28 05:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could have sharpened its teeth up as well !!
2007-02-28 07:45:26 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke .got any more to cheer us up?
2007-02-28 06:04:02 · answer #10 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋