I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old folks home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
2007-02-28 05:51:04 · 21 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi chris w havent heard your jokes for a while then you *** back with this cracker that would just be out of this world better still instead of dieing start going backwards great 10/10
2007-02-28 06:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deep deep thoughts for a Wednesday!!
How above skipping the years before college as told in Little Miss Sunshine:
Dwayne: I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap-high school and everything-just skip it.
Frank: You know Marcel Proust?
Dwayne: He's the guy you teach.
Frank: Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh... he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18... Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that.
2007-02-28 13:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny. Of course, the partying will probably keep on going and were you aware that being born is very painful -- we just don't remember it.....but ya know....it still sounds good.
That is IF your life is good - but then again, you wouldn't know would you? What if you've had a really horrible life or you were beaten as a kid or something and you have to go back to that?? Oh geez, you got me thinking too deep and I'm at work --- LOL
2007-02-28 13:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH! MY! GOD! Chris darling that was awesome!!! 10/10 for an original idea...bonus 10 for the presentation. Great idea for a movie!
2007-02-28 14:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW !!!
Good idea ... esp. the last line:
finishing off as an orgasm...
I never had one in my life...
And in the face of death I'm getting one
orga... ? orgasm... Great .... Love Your idea.
Aaron The sex maniac.
2007-02-28 14:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic - put my name down too!
Best joke I have heard for ages.
What does your a*se hole do after an orgasm?
He rolls over and goes to sleep...
2007-02-28 13:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Ali 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't that be wonderful, we'd all be dying to come to the end
2007-02-28 14:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good to me .
2007-02-28 14:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Skip the rest of the crapp , let`s just go for the " GASM ".........lol
2007-02-28 15:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah it would confuse me too much I think.
2007-02-28 14:04:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋