The local United Way office realized that it had never received adonation from the town's most successful lawyer. The volunteer incharge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute."Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 yougive not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to thecommunity in some way?"The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, Didyour research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, andhas medical bills that are several times her annual income?"Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um... No.""Second, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confinedto a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer outan apology but was put off. "Third, that my sister's husband died ina traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation,"Leaving her penniless with three
children?"The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "Ihad no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again,"...And I don't give any money to them, so why should I give any toyou?!"
2007-02-28 05:50:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, andthe Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teachingthe women how to breathe properly, along with informing the menhow to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you.Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn'thurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" Theroom really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand."Yes?" replied the teacher."Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
2007-02-28 05:53:27 · update #1
LOL. Good Ones. LOL.
May the New Year be going well for You.
2007-03-01 13:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're both funny but I think the 1st one is way more funny
2007-02-28 06:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both of them were good mate. Plz keep the good work going!!
2007-02-28 16:51:53 · answer #3 · answered by GIRISH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o man, that is comedic. i work for a lawyer, and believe me; every word is true. 10/10 bro.
2007-02-28 05:54:26 · answer #4 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no lawyer jokes just truths
2007-02-28 06:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by John A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Post Office issued stamps with lawyers faces on them .
They were no good as people spat on the wrong side.
2007-02-28 06:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by postypaul 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
They both rock, star for you!!
2007-02-28 06:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha liked the second one
2007-02-28 05:56:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! WOW! & WOW!
Ha! Ha! Ha! I am still laughing!
2007-02-28 06:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud humour dear ;-)
2007-02-28 05:59:07 · answer #10 · answered by candy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋