What's the funniest joke you've heard this week while at work?

Answer 1

Two muffins are in an oven. One says to the other "Whew! It sure is hot in here."

And the other one goes "My God! A talking muffin!"

Answer 2

A man is going through a mid life crisis, he decides to buy a Porsche convertible. He decides to see what it can do. He takes it on the freeway and gets up to 100MPH, when a cop pulls behind him and turns on the lights. The man decides to outrun the cop he gets up to 120MPH and decides he is to old to be doing this, so he pulls over. The cop comes up to his window and says I only have a few minutes left on my shift, and don't feel like doing a lot of paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse I have never heard I will let you go.
The man says well my wife left me a week ago for a cop, and I thought you were the cop she left me for, and you were trying to bring her back.
LOL
supposedly from what I was told this actually happened but I don't know for sure.

Answer 3

To be fair I didn't hear all of these this week but, try one of these...

(1)Here's one that's a bit vulger and long:

There's a trucker driving along the highway in Nevada, and he starts to get really horny. He then sees a sign for a Brothel (whore house) 10 miles away. He begins to get very excited when he spots a note at the bottom of the sign which says: "Beware of Sandpaper Sally." He thinks this is a bit wierd but keeps driving and gets hornier and hornier. He finally gets to the Brothel, throws money down on the table, and says: "I want a whore." to which a woman repeats: "Okay, but the only girl we have left is Sally." He decides to take the offer and runs up to the room he's told Sally is in. He opens the door and sees the prettiest blond he's ever seen in his life, throws her down on the bed and procedes to have his way with her when he notices that she is a bit rough and dry down there. He asks what's wrong with her and she gets up and goes to the bathroom. She comes back and they start again. He says that it feels great and asks what she did. To which she replies:"I picked the scabs."

(2)Here's another:

Two guys are sitting at the bar, guy 1 turns to guy 2 and says, "I f*cked your mom!"
The bar goes silent, and everyone turns and looks at the two guys.
Once again guy 1 says, "I f*cked your mom!"
To which guy 2 replies, "Shut up dad, you're drunk."

(3)...and another:

There's a man walking through the desert with only his camel, when suddenly he gets the urge to have sex. Seeing that there's no one around, he tries to screw the camel, but it runs off. He runs and catches up to it and the man and his camel keep treking through the desert, when all of a sudden he gets the urge again. The man tries to have his way with the camel again, and once again it runs off. He catches up again and they keep walking until they get to a road where he sees a car broken down. The man goes up to the car and sees three of the most breath taking young women he's ever seen in his life, and asks if he can help. The women say that if the man can fix their car that they'll do ANYTHING for him, so he takes a look at their car and gets it running. Stunned, the young women ask what he would like them to do. To which the man replies, "Can you hold my camel?"

(4)One more:

Three men get snowed in at a ski resort and have to get a room. When they get to the room, they notice that there is only one bed. They figure that this isn't a problem and that they'll share the bed. They wake up the next morning and the man sleeping on the right side of the bed said, "I had the best dream that this beautiful woman was jerking me off all night!"
The man who slept on the left side of the bed said, "That's wierd, I had the same dream!"
To which the man who slept in the middle replied, "Uh oh... I had a dream that I was skiing!"

Answer 4

I haven't heard any jokes this week. I'm the only one here with a decent sense of humor.

Answer 5

One word joke: Daikatana

Answer 6

ever seen a midget with downs syndrome?
its not big and its not clever.

sik but funny

Answer 7

found used woman underwear hangin ma office door

Answer 8

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet" she replied.

Answer 9

what did the musician say when he lost his guitar?

"hey! wheres my guitar?"