2007-02-28 05:21:54 · 18 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville III 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A caution to wives of members of the WWA.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
"When two men are fighting and the wife of one intervenes to save her husband from the blows of his opponent, if she stretches out her hand and seizes the latter by his private parts, you shall chop off her hand without pity"
2007-02-28 05:51:08 · answer #1 · answered by JAT 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really answering the question here but ive noticed already that some of the answers to your question have already got a load of thumbs down. I'm only level one so i can't thumbs up them, I would like to, It's just that the fact some people have discridited some of these answers just because they don't beleive in the same things.
Isn't this whole rating thing for how good the answer is to the question, not whether you don't like the fact some people don't believe in god?
2007-02-28 13:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by Pete 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leviticus 11:13, 19
And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls ; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
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And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
Bat = a bird.
OOPS!
2007-02-28 13:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
it's not a blooper, it's just horrible. It's the story of the man, running from his enemies, and he leaves his daughter and wife to be raped and murdered, while he makes it safely inside the city gates. What a nice guy!
2007-02-28 13:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
The circular argument within itself:
God is love (1John 4:16)
Love is not jealous (1 Corinthians 13:4)
God is jealous (Nahum 1:2)
If love is not jealous, then God cannot be both love and jealous.
2007-02-28 13:48:27 · answer #5 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like how cain kills abel, and that leaves Adam, Eve and Cain to populate the entire world. Hmmmm? Interesting situation there. Also, i like noah's ark, how he crammed over 6 billion forms of life on the boat, but if you agree that he didnt you basically agree with evolution and that goes against the bible.
2007-02-28 13:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
The whole flooding of the earth. Fitting all the animals onto an arc.
And the grand blooper......
If the earth was flooded with rainwater, how did the salt water fish survive? Doh!
2007-02-28 13:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by TLG 3 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Evolutionists: What is your favorite evolution blooper?
1.Geologic Column
2.Trilobite being one of the first organisms
3.Earth being millions of years old
4. 1 and 2 only
5. All of the above
2007-02-28 13:29:16 · answer #8 · answered by Theoretically Speaking 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
The part where God tells Noah to take 7 of every clean animal and 2 of every unclean one... And so Noah takes 2 of every animal, clean and unclean.
2007-02-28 13:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by DimensionalStryder 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The Old Testament. The New Testament.
You can find them both at your local library under the "Comedy/Humor" section.
2007-02-28 13:26:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋