2007-02-28 05:07:16 · 3 answers · asked by BILL B 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wanted to be on the stage,
And now my ambitions I've gottem!
In my grey pantaloons I'm the rage
I'm the hole in the elephant's bottom!
My friends all think I'm a wit,
In their seats in the stalls I can spot 'em!
And I wink at the girls in the pit
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!
(Sad verse - if you have tears, prepare to shed them now)
Last night I had some bad luck,
The manager said I was rotten!
Cos I happened to get my head stuck
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!
My part it is not very large,
But nor is it easy forgotten.
If you're looking for me come and look
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!
2007-02-28 08:06:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what does elephant use 4 tampon
sheep
2007-03-02 00:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by Spike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a hole in my elephants bottm,
its where doo doo comes from.
2007-02-28 13:11:13 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋