A man can home from work and sat down in his favourite chair and said to his wife 'quick go and get me a beer, it's going to start soon'. His wife looked confused but went and got him a beer. After he finished it he said 'quick go and get me another beer, it's going to start very soon'. His wife then stomped outside but got him his beer. When he finished he said 'go and get me another beer, it's going to start very very soon'. His wife said'who do you think I am you slave or something, I spent all day cleaning, iron and cooking you dinner, just so you can sit there and demand beer and not lift a muscle to help'.
He said 'OH it's started'.
2007-02-28 04:52:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one man!!
2007-02-28 05:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offense but a man wouldn't be so clever as to say something like that - he would ask for a beer but ignore her when she started
2007-02-28 05:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
true. except a beer My husband would say tea and toast.lol
2007-02-28 05:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.O Ummmm Okay
2007-02-28 04:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by Koko ; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im gonna try that one tonight
2007-02-28 04:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 that's so true.
2007-02-28 07:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice... but I kind of expected the ending.
2007-02-28 06:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very good.... true to some extent.... hehe
2007-02-28 05:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by Sask 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this pig reminds me of my own husband good for nothing.
2007-02-28 07:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!! Laughing my boobies off.
2007-02-28 05:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was his name Andy Capp?
2007-02-28 04:59:10 · answer #11 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋