An 80 year old man went for his annual check-up and the Doctor said "Friend, for your age, you're in the best shape I've seen."
The old fella replied, "I know for sure that I live a good, clean, spiritual life."
The Doctor ask him, "What makes you say that?"
The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom lights on for me everytime I get up in the middle of the night."
The Doc was concerned, "You mean, the Lord himself turns the light on for you?"
"Yep," the old man said, "whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."
Well, the Doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check-up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape, but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that the Lord turns on the bathroom light for him!"
"AAhhh" say's the wife "So its him thats been peeing in the fridge!"
2007-02-28 04:32:39 · 8 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
very funny, 1st good joke I've heard today...so far
2007-02-28 06:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute
2007-02-28 12:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like that
2007-02-28 12:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Classic!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-28 13:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang you met my dad!
2007-02-28 12:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sypher8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Very cute.....
Thanks for the laugh!!!
:-D
2007-02-28 13:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's F'n FANTASTIC!!!
2007-02-28 14:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEWWW! LOL
2007-02-28 12:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by tinkerbell82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋