2007-02-28 04:27:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because I'm trying to cook it.
GET BACK HERE BIRDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-28 04:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mr. Chicken was on a Mission! His Lady Hen was over there at the Lemonade Stand. Phineas Peacock was flirting and laughing with her, and buying her Pink to drink!
Somebody's in Trouble!
2007-02-28 13:11:19 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Foghorn Leghorn says:
That chick, ah say, that chicken crossed the road on account of I was after her tail feathers.
2007-02-28 12:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jellybean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a scottish one:
(that i dont approve of FYI)
to get away from the bagpipe recital.
sorry, i just stumbled upon a bunch of those. a lot of bagpipe insulting. not nice
2007-02-28 12:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by d_mary91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To avoid the frying pan and hot grease.
2007-02-28 12:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by Gorgeous George 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to get away from the butcher?
because there was a hot chick on the other side?
2007-02-28 12:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by imaginadia510 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To get away from the chasing dog..
2007-02-28 12:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To show the squirrel, possum, rabbit, mole, groundhog, etc. (Take your pick) that it could be done.
2007-02-28 12:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He escaped from the farm.
2007-02-28 12:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because there were three good looking big cocks wating for her on the other side!
2007-02-28 12:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by wiggysbeers 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was sick of being call chicken.
2007-02-28 12:37:57 · answer #11 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋