or King Lear's tomb, or perhaps Cimbelline's casket or Hamlet's skull (his own, not the one he held in his hand)???
What will that mean to you, unbelievers of scripture, fatihless skeptics?
You wanted proof? Ha ha ha..... wait and see!!!
2007-02-28 04:21:19 · 17 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville III 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Sharks and the Jets will have a terrorist war that will leave 1000s dead!
Are you making fun of ignorant Americans that do not know the difference between history and fiction? Are you using Y!A to make yet another underhanded slap at religion?
If you had worded this in a proper absurdist format, I would have thought it was funny rather than just mean.
I wonder how many of the uneducated masses will actually take you seriously? I bet you that Americans on tour get bilked for lots of money being brought to "historical" sights in Italy and Denmark.
2007-02-28 04:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Archaeologists already think they found Romeo and Juliette's bones. It was on the news last week. I really do not see the direction you are going with this. I'm a christian, and there are preachers and ministers who are preaching that dinosaur bones are satan's way of making us think the world is older than it is, or they actually do not believe they are real, and it is some kind of trick by non-believing scientists. I do not agree with these teachings, so this point is moot.
2007-02-28 04:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If I found Romeo and Juliets bones I would feel sad for them.
2007-02-28 04:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My belief in atheism would be shattered.
I'd have no choice but to join the first cult that solicited my membership.
2007-02-28 04:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by Vegan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God's Balls! You're right. I've been wasting my whole life following religion, when I should obviously be following your example, for self-betterment. Your sarcasm has completely convinced me. Thank you so much!!
2007-02-28 04:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by Beardog 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Point taken
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2007-02-28 04:24:45 · answer #6 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo grooovy!
2007-02-28 04:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's hope it doesn't make Shakespeare roll over in his grave.
2007-02-28 04:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They will dig up Shakespeare.
2007-02-28 05:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by chris p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if we do find romeo and juliets bones, i make them dance. cus their acting sucks. she wasnt dead you fool
2007-02-28 04:56:50 · answer #10 · answered by Jadeite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋