Chap walks in to the bar, amazed he rubs his eyes, there infront of him was this tiny man about 1 foot tall playing the piano!! The little man was superb, the music filled the bar.
The chap couldn't contain himself, he ran to the bar and shouted "barman, barmen... tell me where you got the piano player!!"
The barmen replied, very unhappyly "Don't talk to me about that bloody Pianist".
"But he's amazing, you must tell me about him!" exclaimed the chap.
"O.k, O.k," Said the barman, "Just promise me you'll drop the subject after?!"
"For sure!" replied the chap.
"Well," said the barman "I was tidying the cellar and I came across this bottle, I rubbed the dust off and to my amazement, a genie popped out and granted me one wish, he said speek clearly because the Genie had a slight hearing problem!" The barman stopped for a second and shook is head "Well, all I can say is I didn't ask for an 18" Pianist!!!"
2007-02-28 03:15:03 · 7 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's good! you get a star! you should post more jokes because all of them i have read from you are pretty good.
2007-02-28 03:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-02-28 04:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it's funny!!
2007-02-28 03:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by P!NK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-02-28 04:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, lol
2007-02-28 03:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew but funny!!!!
2007-02-28 03:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute thanks !!!
2007-02-28 04:00:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋