The farmer then goes to the vet and asks how he can get his sheep to reproduce. The vet suggests artificicial insemination. The farmer doesn't know what that term means but is too embarrassed to admit it. He then gets the idea that he has to fertilize the sheep himself. The farmer then asks the vet, "How will I know when they're pregnant?" "They'll be really lazy and just lying around in the grass." The vet replies.
The farmer then returns home, packs up his sheep in his truck and takes them up to the hill to "artificially inseminate" them. The next morning, he looks out the window to see if they are laying in the grass. To his dismay, they are not. He tries again, but is unsuccessful. He looks out the window and again, the sheep are not laying in the grass. He tries one more time and in the morning he asks his wife if they are laying in the grass as he is too tired to even look out the window.
She replies,"No, they're all in your truck and one is honking the horn!"
2007-02-28 02:59:01 · 13 answers · asked by RcknRllr 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YUCK!!!!! uggghh!!!! Good one though!!!
2007-02-28 03:58:42 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but is OK. A 6 and star for trying.
2007-02-28 03:34:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?
Washed her hands with soap.
2007-03-03 07:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny but may use a new ending
like saying that he was doing them his self
2007-02-28 03:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute one.
2007-02-28 03:05:00 · answer #5 · answered by pb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did he have a good pair of rubber boots ? your Q? is ?
2007-02-28 03:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by sadie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-28 03:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatsa good one! you get a star!
2007-02-28 03:02:23 · answer #8 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahhhhhhh, hum bug, lol
2007-02-28 03:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke's not that funny. sorry.
2007-02-28 03:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Gal on a Jet Plane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋