There is a husband who has a really long hair. One day, his wife tells him to cut his hair. But he replies that he doesn't feel like to spend some money on haircut. So they decide that the wife would cut the hair.
At first, she cuts her children's hair as practices. The husband still decides to let the wife cuts his hair, even though the children's haircut looks horrible.
Now it's his turn to have his haircut. So he decides to read a magazine while his wife cuts his hair. The husband decides to turn into another page because he finishes the pages. Then his wife says: "Hold on. I haven't finish that page yet!!!"
2007-02-28 02:58:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Well, I liked it! It is funny! LOL.
(..........he really should have spent his money, and got it done "right)! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-02-28 04:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! Husband is gonna to love his Britney Spear style!!
Here is a hair cut joke from New York City back at you:
A priest goes to a hairdressing salon, has a haircut, thanks the
hairdresser and asks him how much he owes. The hairdresser replies,
"Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth, I just couldn't
charge you anything, it's on the house"
The priest is most grateful and says, "Thank you, my son" and leaves.
When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, almost by magic, he finds 2 gold coins on his doorstep.
Some days later, a Buddhist monk goes to the same hairdressing salon for shave and a wax. When he goes to pay, the hairdresser says, "You don't have to give me any money, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, I just couldn't charge you anything, it's on the house."
The monk bows, shakes his hand and thanks him.
When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, almost by magic, he finds 12 diamonds on his doorstep.
The following week a Rabbi goes into the hairdressing salon to have a haircut and a beard trim.
When he goes to pay, the hairdresser says, "No, Rabbi, I couldn't ask you to pay anything, it's on the house, you are a learned and wise man, go in peace." The Rabbi blesses him and leaves.
When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, almost by magic, he finds 12 Rabbis on his doorstep.
2007-02-28 11:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the time I cut my hubbys hair, although then I was so busy reading I cut his ear and he ended up at the A&E having two stitches!
2007-02-28 15:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by allseasons 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!! Isn't she supposed to cut his hair though??? That hair must be pretty messed up....
2007-02-28 11:11:28 · answer #4 · answered by hahababy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your joke was kind of lame but Sprinting's joke was funny!
2007-02-28 11:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by Gal on a Jet Plane 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Boo.
2007-02-28 11:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by Tracy 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Well done, phew he must be mad.
2007-02-28 12:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not great, it was ok.
2007-02-28 11:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's alrite...
2007-02-28 11:14:03 · answer #9 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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haha
2007-02-28 11:10:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋