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2007-02-28 02:58:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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no he can only turn water into wine, part the red sea, make a blind man see, and walk on water, of course, dumb ***, he can do anything!

2007-02-28 03:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by know-it-all? 2 · 0 1

I think that HE would have had to KNOW about shampoo BEFORE he could do that. Since shampoo had not been invented, I don't think that he WOULD have done that.

But I've got a better question: "If HE DID turn water into shampoo, WHAT would he have rinsed it out with ???"

2007-02-28 03:04:28 · answer #2 · answered by bpgveg14 5 · 0 0

Well why not. In some of the gospels- the censured ones, the ones that did not make it in the good book describe Jesus as a playful brat who could not control his miracle power and turned his playmates in to goats. He also did good deeds. He helped his father with carpentry by miraculously lengthening or shortening pieces of wood. You can see why they were censured. It was too much even for the founders of the church in the 4th century bc

2007-02-28 03:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by The Stainless Steel Rat 5 · 0 1

Yes, He could do that, but it most likely would not have had any significance to His purpose. Wine has spiritual connotations while shampoo is just a mix of chemicals.

2007-02-28 09:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by griffinpilot1965 3 · 0 1

In the Gospel of Judas Jesus's tears were turned into shampoo.

2007-02-28 03:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

He could turn it into shampoo...then into Liquid Nitrogen....then into chocolate milk...and back into water.

2007-02-28 03:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by bradxschuman 6 · 2 1

If he really needed to wash his hair that badly, I'm sure he could. As for what brand, I'm not sure.

2007-02-28 03:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by socmum16 ♪ 5 · 0 1

yeah i suppose he could just like he could turn you into a maggot but he wont will he?

2007-02-28 03:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by ladyluck 6 · 0 1

Not a bother but he told me he'd lather not

2007-02-28 03:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by bearbrain 5 · 1 1

He could. He just doesnt want to.

2007-02-28 03:01:32 · answer #10 · answered by Java Chip 4 · 1 1

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