i have a friend that is from California that looks like a mexican, but isn't and we call him our Beaner! lol neway he always tells us these great Mexican jokes, but i never have any to say to him.... so if ya can help it would be great!!!!!
2007-02-28 02:41:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, he better has a good sense of humor. Call him amigo first and then tell:
At the end of the bar in a California tavern sat a huge Mexican. He was having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucked up the courage to say something to the big Mexican.
Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a ********?"
At this the massive Mexican leaped up with fire in his eyes and smacked the crap out of the gay guy, knocking him completely off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, then returned to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he said. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the big Mexican replied, "Something about getting a job
2007-02-28 02:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This Mexican get his first legal job in the states painting the lines in the middle of the road.
He pitches up for work on the first day and does an amazing 20miles of lines. The boss remarks how good the Mexican has done and he goes home smiling.
Next day he arrives at work, and does 10 miles of lines - the boss is still pleased.
Following day he does 5 miles - boss gets a little concerned.
Forth arrives and the Mexican does 2.5 miles by the end of the day and the boss goes wild "Son, first you do 20miles of lines! I was amazed, why now you only doin' 2.5 miles?"
The Mexican replies "Boss.., well boss see, its a long walk back to the paint pot!!"
2007-02-28 11:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first joke was very good. Here is mine. ( kinda corny)
A little skunk sat crying in the woods when a rabbit hopped over to him and asked" skunk, why are you crying?"
The skunk replied " You see I have no idea which race I infact am."
The rabbit thought and trying to help he announced" Well Your black, and white and you smell like sh!t, therefore you must be Mexican "
2007-02-28 11:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by jdnsmama1 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why do the call their beans refried beans ???
Because Mexican can not do it right the first time
2007-02-28 15:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by real blonde 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
how many times did you get bit when you jumped the border
that's the only one i know
2007-02-28 10:57:39 · answer #5 · answered by Alex 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
not to be racist, but you asked for it
y dont mexicans have bbq's??
- b/c beans would fall right thru the grills
2007-02-28 11:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋