List as many characters and players as you can
2007-02-28 02:11:02 · 14 answers · asked by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Danny Devito as zacheus?
2007-02-28 02:11:21 · update #1
patrick stewart as god
steve buscemi as jesus
samuel jackson as moses
madonna as, um madonna?
2007-02-28 02:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by elfkin, attention whore 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old testament:
Adam and Eve: Tragic Typos and Godzilla
Cain and Abel: Jim Darwin and Christian warrior
Moses: Gandalf
Job: The Dude's White Russian
Jonah: Sho Nuff
Esther: The Mav knows
Ruth: Luci
Isaiah: WSIDR
New Testament:
John the Baptist: Acid_zebra nonprophet
Jesus: Avatard
The virgin Mary: Phoenix Darwin
Mary Magdalene: Laptop Jesus
the 12 apostles: Lokasenna, Grim Jack, Moiraes Fate , Chicky, Leviathan, J.P., bettierage, gorgeoustxwoman, Pangel, myaloo, Father K, Rev. Red Mage
This is a monty python version, right?
2007-02-28 10:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Micah - Samuel L. Jackson
Nahum - Jerry Seinfeld
Habukkuk - Mike Tyson
Zephaniah - Jean Reno
Haggai - Mel Brooks
Zechariah - Justin Timberlake
Lazarus - Keith Richards
Malachi - Eddie Van Halen
The Lost tribe of the Girgashites - the entire population of Los Angeles
Jesus - Harry Potter.
2007-02-28 10:13:58 · answer #3 · answered by Superdog 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus = Johnny Depp
King Ehud = John Goodman
Moses = Clint Eastwood
Judas = Osama Bin Laden
Peter = Keanu Reeves
Voice of God = James Earl Jones
2007-02-28 10:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
James Earl Jones as the voice of God. He has had practice doing that already.
Britney Spears as Mary Magdalene
Lindsy Lohan as the King daughter who ask for John the Baptists Head.
The same guy who played Jesus in the Passion of Christ as Jesus. He has had alot of practice.
Halle Berry as Mary
Eric Bennett as Joseph ( YOU do the maths. lol)
Kevin Ferderline as Judas (i hope Jesus doesn't put his eye back on this time)
Oprah as Job.
Denzil Washington as Moses
Thats all i can think about now
2007-02-28 10:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jack Nicholson as Moses
2007-02-28 10:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well we already have Morgan Freeman as God, Jim Caveizel as Jesus. We could use James Earl Jones as Moses, Lou Ferigno as Samson...
Vegan has lot and his daughters covered.
2007-02-28 10:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bible story would not work as a movie. It contridicts itself to much and bounces around to much. You would have to pick a part of the bible and run with that.
2007-02-28 10:14:19 · answer #8 · answered by hormoth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kiether Sutherland as God
Oprah- Virgin Mary
Chris Tucker- Jesus
2007-02-28 10:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Assad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ron Jeremy as Lot
Sylvia Saint and Jenna Jameson as his daughters
2007-02-28 10:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by Vegan 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋