they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
2007-02-28 02:02:14 · 18 answers · asked by nine_iron76 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fantastic will be telling everyone that tonight
2007-02-28 02:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by boo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For real Douglas , especially since someone already explained it.
2007-02-28 02:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by Tracy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke, but what is funnier still is that Douglas didn't get the joke...
2007-02-28 02:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by IamBatman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you be good enough to ask that again, and have it make sense?
2007-02-28 02:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny yes old yes
2007-02-28 03:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I've heard it before, but it's still funny.
2007-02-28 02:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by Baptized Disciple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha funny
2007-02-28 02:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same goes for me
2007-02-28 02:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.
2007-02-28 03:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Xcellent Dude
Kawabanga dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-28 03:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by Dark-Pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋