What's the proper way to eat a big muffin?

Answer 1

Pick off smaller, bite size pieces with your hands.

Answer 2

If you need to add butter or jam, bring the muffin over the butter dish and butter it there. Use the common knife on the butter dish. Then take it back to your plate.
Don't bit into the entire thing or pre-cut it like it's for children. Use a knife to break it into bit size only right before you take that bit. If knife is not avalible, use your hands. Cut another bit only when you have finished chewing in your mouth. Spare the crumbs. You'll have to waste some food if you wnat to be a lady.

Answer 3

If you are somewhere upscale, use a three-pronged cake fork. Don't use your fingers.
In the "real" world, cut the muffin into quarters with a knife or fork. Then, if you have a fork, you could and eat each portion with the fork, but it is perfectly acceptable to use your fingers after cutting the muffin.

Answer 4

I only like the muffin tops. I take the top off and throw away the bottom. Kinda like on Seinfeld.

Answer 5

Either pick off pieces if you wanna look all lady like or you can just chow down and take a big ol' bite! That's the best way to do it. Especially if its one of those good Otis Spunkmeyer ones. MMM, those are always so moist and tasty. My favorite one is the chocolate one!!!

Answer 6

I always eat the bottom first, then the top b/c the top is the best part.

Answer 7

Cut it in half, or eat pieces of it you picked apart.

Answer 8

Cut it in half or even fourths and eat it in pieces.

Answer 9

Knife and fork is the best. If you want to use your finger, then break it into half then quarters.........bite sizes to put into your mouth.

Answer 10

cut it and eat it with a fork