we just measured them and he has a slightly smaller willy so he cannot be my Dad as our other cousin just told us Dads and sons have the same size willies. Should I start calling him Dad anyway as I could do with some Fatherly love? When is Fathers day?
2007-02-28 01:41:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
u sure have posted some amount of $hit on here but my god this takes the biscuit .......
2007-02-28 07:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So you have been comparing "willies" with your male relatives. I don't think I would be calling any man dad based on your current method of DNA testing. Get a real DNA test and stop comparing willies one day you may not measure up.
2007-02-28 10:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hang on, this is probably true isnt it. Your mum ran off with your dads bother uncle Ted's son didnt she.
2007-02-28 14:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by Gimps Mind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm getting a lotta laughs reading what other people advise.
Just get bu*gard and be done with it.
2007-02-28 10:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered asking your mum? and whats all this about willies.....men, are you all obsessed?
2007-02-28 09:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you are a complete knob, some ppl have serious issues and you are jus taking the piss
2007-02-28 11:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by Hayley C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are y'all from Kentucky?
2007-02-28 09:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What are you smoking? Penile size has nothing to do with paternity.
2007-02-28 09:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey paraakramii! I'm from kentucky. His cousin wouldn't be his father, he'd be his brother and uncle! Duh!
2007-02-28 10:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny
2007-02-28 09:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋